

Last year everyone thought my fangs were real. Nope. $15 at VampFangs.

Also comes in clear. Made in England. Very little else can be found. Advertised on Vampire.com. Review at DrinkHacker.

Best Mexican food hands down! 32 Oz. Dos XX on draft! Great chips and salsa. Fantastic service! Best value for any restaurant in East Nashville, IMHO. More info on the Yelp page. Ignore the address, the new Las Maracas is right across from P-R Funeral Home at Gallatin and Delmas.

Liz and I (and Jamie) love it! Try the fresh rolls. The food is awesome, and certainly the best value for Thai food in East Nashville. More info on the Yelp page. Located at 604 Gallatin, on the backside of the building. We usually park across the street at Rite Aid.

Sexy Hotness is the perfect sleeping bag for making love in the woods. Zippers on both sides allow you to connect as many sleeping bags together as your party requires. With extra girth, Sexy Hotness offers plenty of space to move around in. Use the extra space to follow along the Kama Sutra print interior. Centrally located middle zippers allow for access to the erogenous zones. The middle zipper allows for easy walking and airing out your nether regions. With the built-in padded slippers, you never have to get out of your sleeping bag for those pesky middle-of-the-night bathroom breaks. Phenomenal. $150 from ALITE.

Halloween is almost here! Time to get the drinks perfected.
Combine all of the ingredients in a large black witch’s cauldron with ice and stir thoroughly. Garnish with large slices of red apple, and float on top. If desired, add dry ice. Serves 12-14. More Halloween punch recipes at the WebSpinstress.

This Indonesian Bejeweled goat skull is hand adorned with gold plate and steel by Indonesian artisans famous for their craft and skill. The goat is a magical symbol. $200 from Dapper Cadaver.

Large steel cage built to be human size has 3 hinged doors, top, middle and bottom. Available for rental or sale, model not included. $900 from Dapper Cadaver.